Dan Weiss is the author of the blog Ask a Guy Who Likes Fat Chicks and he’s profiled in this week’s feature, “Guys Who Like Fat Chicks.” He put together a list of ten males who appreciate larger ladies in Western mass culture because, frankly, there aren’t all that many.Fat Admirers do exist, and you may have even actually heard of us. Pierce Brosnan James Bond himself remains happily married to television personality Keely Shaye Smith, who these days sports more than your average Hollywood belly.Every once in a while, I like to poll my readers on the Nerd Love Facebook Page and on Twitter to find out what issues they feel are holding them back when it comes to dating.And the most common answer is: “I worry that I’m too fat to date.” I’ll be honest: I’m not surprised. According to the Center for Disease Control, 69% of adults 20 years old and over are overweight and 35% are considered obese.Jamie Foxx Lots of celebrities make stray more-cushion-for-the-pushin’ remarks that probably don’t betray a major sexual proclivity in the long run—John Cena once bragged about his tryst with a 280-pound woman on Howard Stern.But Foxx has something of a record, first talking about how he and one chubby ex “looked like the number 10” together, and later making a special call to Oprah Winfrey just to tell manic yo-yo-diet guest Kirstie Alley she’s beautiful at any size. 30 Rock‘s Tracy Jordan In the very first episode 30 Rock, breakout nutso tells Liz Lemon, “I hate skinny women.” It wasn’t one of his typical nonsequiturs.Now we all know black guys love thick women, they express this very well in the rap scene, am I right megas30?
But most of these women I see, even in the younger age brackets, are with huge burly men or black guys.
Now we could dwell on the fact that these various winners are not gym-sculpted Adonnises themselves, but instead I want to focus on the positive and work on people’s lives instead of trying to stroke the hate-boner.
Besides, the best revenge is living well and there’s nothing quite like seeing the underdog succeed despite all of his or her disadvantages. The cognitive dissonance Now, I’m going to be blunt: dating can suck when you’re fat.
), Ezra Miller’s fatty-loving smartass teen enlists the help of the supersized food-porn star next door (Carrie Baker Reynolds) to win over a chubby classmate. “I need it to be known that I like a big girl,” the announced to a barful of baseball douchebags. Big girls need love too, baby.” Asking them out works too! Johnny Sack on The Sopranos One of only two Tony Soprano’s goons to stay faithful to his oft-mocked, rotund wife, Ginny (Denise Borino, who sadly died of cancer last October), Sack refers to her as “Rubenesque” at one point, insists she doesn’t have to hide her secret candy-snacking from him, and even offers to kill Ralphie (who wouldn’t? “Jack Sprat could eat no fat/His wife could eat no lean,” but the platter definitely wasn’t the only thing the quintessential opposites-attract couple licked clean. Also the archetypal “closet” Fat Admirer: Slick player in a high-profile power position with an equally powerful, and lithe wife for a beard; bangs his orally-animated chubby secretary on the downlow.
“In fact, a large, zaftig, voluptuous, full-figured, big-boned, massive-assive honey, that is what gets me going.